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 news and views: january 4, 2004 this just in: oops, I got married in Vegas! Britney Spears got married and had it annulled over the weekend?! Britney, here's some advice on: • your career • lasting love. yes, Virginia, there really is life after Christmas The real peace and joy came after the first Christmas to get the new year off to a truly happy start, visit my five funniest friends . . . • Jerry Brecheisen: author, singer, Top Ten list-maker • Michael Fraley: cartoonist, columnist, newlywed (congrats!) • Crystal Miller: check out 'Five Jerks of the Bible" • Rhonda Rhea: funny lady with a funny book • Al Speegle: my unpaid publicist, regular writer for The Door wishing you a 'code green' new year! [new] Although the U.S. is on "Code Orange: Mild Paranoia," statistics prove life in America is strictly "Green: Complete Apathy." (December 28) wwje? who would Jesus elect? [new] The candidates know that 70 percent of voters nationally want their president to be "a person of faith." So WWJE? Saddam Hussein or Paris Hilton?! [new] Who were the top newsmakers in 2003? Take a look at the first annual, totally subjective and slightly biased review of the past year at jameswatkins.com! (December 28) there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo [new] The Lord of the Rings's three epic (and butt-numbing) films are worth sitting through for at least two reasons . . . (December 7) pro- and anti-gay marriage impasse: a possible solution Is it possible for both sides to get what they want?! (November 23) more controversial 'carnal knowledge' from 2003: • Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant: Should the accused names' be sealed as well? • Paris Hilton: Real sex vs. 'reel' sex • Britney Spears: Top Ten Ways That Britney Can Be Considered a Serious Musician (10. Put some clothes on.) books and bookings • The Why Files: sex, death, and Harry Potter • Conferences and convenience store grand openings affordable websites Need a clean, uncluttered Web site at an affordable price? Do I have a deal for you! old 'news and views' now archived Previous week's (and year's) home pages are now available just in case you have a really bad case of insomnia. 
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